So, I'm driving in the car today, and I'm not getting my usual stations in on the radio and I say to myself, "Self, Obama is now president, you listen to conservative talk radio." So I turn to the only station I know and Rush Limburger is on. I rarely listen to him, but I've seen his picture and read interviews (but I've never read his police reports for his drug dealing, I admit), so I know a bit what he's about.
He's ranting about the closing of Gitmo, reading the Dick Morris column about how Obama will turn our nation into a socialist, or at least democratic socialist nation, an editorial from the Daily Mail of London opining that this will be the end of the United Staes, etc. He takes a call from a woman in California who says, "as an American citizen, I am offended that he would close Guantanimo." She wanted to know how he could just free all those terrorists, and why isn't he doing what he promised and giving her health care and paying her mortgage? She admitted sarcasm. Limburger railed about how obama is going to give everyone a "welfare check" of $1,000. He went on and on. I was thinking, "W-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ell, a lot of the people held in Gitmo were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, in the U.S. one is innocent unless proven guilty by a jury of one's peers, I could actually use some healthcare, government welfare to individuals is so much better and more cost effictive to government welfare for corporations (Exxon, Haliburton)...but I wasn't insane with rage yet.
He talked about how the U.S. elected Obama because he was intelligent, and if anyone saw him on TV talking about his signing statement is was abvious what an idiot he is. he doesn't know anything....This from a man who admires G.W. Bush!...but I wasn't filled with rage, yet.
Mr. Limbaugh then began talking about the economic situation in the U.S. and the government bailout of the banks (since when don't these conservatives like government helping big business?) and he says, "next, we'll talk about the banking queen, Barney Frank." That's when I began to turn red, and remembered all those pictures of Limburger with a huge smile and his big cigar posed at his mouth and thought, "Boy it sure looks like he's happy to have that huge phallus-like thing in his mouth." I'll be he'd much rather have a hard cock in his mouth than those dried out leaves. Now I know why Al Franken wrote the book "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot." I want to know who that fat fuck Limburger thinks he is calling Barney Frank names. Who does ABC radio let him get away with this shit. Why can he say that and stay on the air, when Imus got thrown off for offending African-Americans? Why does Obama get elected president the same day they make marriage for all Californians illegal, and why does Rick Warren, who fought hard to achieve that dubious milestone get to speak at Obama's inaugural ceremony? Who the fuck do these cocksuckers think they are keeping the real cocksuckers from having the same rights that they have? ooooops did I really say that?
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Oh, yes you did say that!
Well said. :-)
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